What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.