What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.