Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.