Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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They don't believe in higher power.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

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None, that's what students are for.