Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.