Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra