What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo