How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.