How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

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None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.