How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Previous Random Joke Next

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Coldplay Jokes More Coldplay Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Radiohead Jokes More Radiohead Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.