Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.