What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts