What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.