What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it