How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.