How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it