How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ?

Ayatollah you already !