How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"