How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.