How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.