Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.