What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell