What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.