Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.