Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.