What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.