What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.