What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Some bright spark.

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They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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With an electorate blanket.

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GINGER.

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Because G had.

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Crimea river

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None according to the Russians.

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Neighbor" thanks bugz

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A coconut!

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare