What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What's the capital of Greece?

The G

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.