What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

G Jokes More G Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died