How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels