What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.