What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)