What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)