What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)