What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman