What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman