Dad Jokes.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.
Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did
her: I did
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.