What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman