How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Phew Jokes More Phew Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o