How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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How did you get into my house?

business.

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!