How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o