What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Phew Jokes More Phew Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!