What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet