What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*