What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.