What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers