What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.