What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.