What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.