What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.