What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.