What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident