What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans