Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
To find Pluto.
An Eh-lien!
You planet.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Because there is no atmosphere!
It's a vacuum!
A: You plan-et.
An unidentified flying omelet!
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Steer Wars.
Illegal Aryans
STARbucks.
Did you make that Fermi?
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Because they are Thai fighters.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
It was an oakward experience.
Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs
He wanted to find Pluto !
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(
With the mildewy decimal system!
Because they have no attachments.
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.