Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.