How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors