What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What do you call a German outkast?

Hey, ja!

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.