What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert