What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.