What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...