What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !