What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !