What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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What breaks when you give it to a six year old?

His hips

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !