What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.