What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.