What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.