Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.