Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban