How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why do we need to die?

chickens

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.