How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.