How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.