What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu