What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.