What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!