What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.