What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money