What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis