What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.