What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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She became an anchor...

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.