What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

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What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis