What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.