What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.