What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!