What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.