What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"