What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive