What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.