Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.